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Maybe you have seen the advertisement for the sex toy called Auto Suck? It goes like this:
"Enjoy your drive with the best companion! Plugs into any vehicle lighter for some hot highway action. Make sure to keep one hand on the one eye and wheel on the road while the auto stink makes that long drive or road journey a lot more manageable. *Warning: this device might cause ejaculation. This may be difficult to describe to your insurance provider. Use at your own personal risk!" ..
Ok, Im not just a prude and I know everyone is eligible to good sex, I recognize its our right and Im all for it, but please....Is it really safe or required to use one of these simple devices while driving? I think perhaps not! Consider the disruption issues we already face on the streets each and every day. All of the nice billboards and roadside signs that flash or search. The losers who just need to be on the cells phones while driving just to mention several. Now, put in a portable adult toy like the Auto Suck and Im frightened to death to be from the road!
Really, and answer honestly, how many of you can keep your eyes open when you're having an orgasm? Come on, its like sneezing, you merely cant do it! Therefore lets provide this doll to the male driver and expect the most effective. Yeah that is exactly what I want a guy to be doing while driving an enormous 20,000 pound, 550 H/P, 13 speed/overdrive tractor trailer. Air bags and seat belts will not mean such a thing in the event that you collide with one. Can you imagine the litigation effects with one of these simple toys? The ad really suggests utilizing it while driving. How stupid are they?
In my opinion your only seeking trouble if you use one of these simple while driving. If you wish to wait until you arrive at a rest stop or somewhere safe to pull off and then connect with the Auto Suck, no complaints were got by fine Ive. To each their particular. Perhaps used safely it could be deemed an "ideal mate." But I simply do not know very well what the marketers of the doll were thinking.
In 2004, there were more than 6 million car crashes in the Usa (data for 2005 isn't yet available). The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) reported an overall total of 38,253 fatal accidents. There have been 42,636 deaths in those accidents. Non-fatal crashes totalled a huge 6,143,000 with over 2.7 million personal injury reported. There is yet another 4.2 million crashes associated with property damage.
Given these data and the various distractions that individuals experience every-day I will only hope that if the Auto Suck toy is purchased by anyone, they have enough intelligence not use it while driving.
Resources:
2004 Annual Assessment of Motor Vehicle Accidents Release September may,
2005
NHTSAs National Center for Statistics & Research
VERSION 2004 Car Crash Data from FARS and GES jt foxx
